Don’t call me a poem I have not earned that title I did not study I don’t have a degree Don’t call me a poem I’m not that fancy I’ve lived a lifetime Without the gown Don’t call me a poem I’m far too shy I shake all over, I panic I’m certainly no poet Don’t call me a poem I have no structure I’m far too simple Don’t call me a poem It’s far too lonely Don’t call me a poem I’m just like you I have no style Don’t call me a poem I’m far too ugly I can’t seem to be normal Don’t call me a poem I’m still too silly Still too young Don’t call me a poem I have no credentials I’ll surely let you down Don’t call me a poem I have no humour I have no rhythm Don’t call me a poem It’s not a flattery I’d far prefer you just read yourself